Tiffani: YOU JUST HAD TO SHOW ME UP, DIDN'T YOU?
I GET ONE CUT, YOU GET SLICED UP ALL OVER.
Simon: THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING YOUR KNIGHT
WITHOUT SHINING ARMOR, PRINCESS.
Tiffani: AND JUST WHO APPOINTED YOU TO THAT POST? A FEW DAYS AGO YOU WANTED TO SELL ME.
Simon: WELL, AT THE FUNERAL, I REALIZED SOMETHING.
YOU'RE NOTHING.
Tiffani: WOW! WHAT A SWEET TALKER.
YOU REALLY KNOW THE PERFECT THINGS TO SAY TO A LADY, DON'T YOU?
Simon: I MEAN, YOU LOST EVERYTHING.
YOUR TITLE, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR WEALTH, YOUR HOME.
JUST LIKE ME. IF ANYONE CAN RELATE, IT'S YOU.
Tiffani: WAIT, YOU LOST...?
Simon: SO YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON I'M TELLING THIS. BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW, I'M SHOWING YOU UP YET AGAIN. THERE'S ONE THING YOU HAVE THAT I DON'T.
I'VE NOW REALIZED MY CURSE HAPPENED FIVE YEARS AGO, WHEN I LOST EVERYTHING. INCLUDING...
Simon: …MY MEMORY.
