Tiffani: I DIDN'T REALIZE...
IT WAS A GIFT.
Simon: YOU SURE YOU WANT TO WEAR KATELYN'S DRESS?
Tiffani: IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S DECENTLY MODEST.
Simon: OH, COME ON. THEY WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU.
Tiffani: THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR A PRINCESS. Tiffani: YOU'VE NEVER...
YOU KNOW, WITH HER, HAVE YOU, SIMON?
Simon: HUH? OH. ОН!
UH, NO.
I CAN'T AFFORD HER.
Tiffani: YEAH, A GIFT. IT'S NOT LIKE I STOLE IT. AND I'M NOT RICH, EITHER.
NOPE, NOT ME. OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE.


Tiffani: I DIDN'T REALIZE...
IT WAS A GIFT.
Simon: YOU SURE YOU WANT TO WEAR KATELYN'S DRESS?
Tiffani: IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S DECENTLY MODEST.
Simon: OH, COME ON. THEY WOULD LOOK GOOD ON YOU.
Tiffani: THIS IS NOT SUITABLE FOR A PRINCESS.
Tiffani: YOU'VE NEVER...
YOU KNOW, WITH HER, HAVE YOU, SIMON?
Simon: HUH? OH. ОН!
UH, NO.
I CAN'T AFFORD HER.
Tiffani: YEAH, A GIFT. IT'S NOT LIKE I STOLE IT. AND I'M NOT RICH, EITHER.
NOPE, NOT ME. OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE.

Farlon: NOT AGAIN!
Esma: WHO ARE YOU, FARLON'S NEW GIRL?
Tiffani: WHAT?! I'M ROSE, A NEW EMPLOYEE. I CAME HERE JUST FOR WORK, NOT TO SEDUCE FARLON OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
Esma: IF YOU HAVE A DRESS THAT BRIGHT, NO ONE HERE IS GOING TO THINK YOU NEED WORK.

Farlon: STILL THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT YOU, AND I WILL FIGURE IT OUT. FOR NOW, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE THE JOB. I'M SURE YOU'LL BE A STAND OUT EMPLOYEE, ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE CLOTHES.
Tiffani: I JUST WANTED TO GIVE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION, SIR.
Farlon: EASIER TO SEDUCE ME IF I NOTICE YOU, HUH?
Esma: EXCUSE ME SIR FARLON.
Farlon: YES, ESMA?
Esma: THE WOMEN ARE FIGHTING AGAIN.

FIVESDAY, ASIMUS 5, 4998
Farlon: HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB? I HAVEN'T ANNOUNCED A NEW OPENING.
Tiffani: ONE OF YOUR WORKERS IS MY UNCLE'S BROTHER'S SON. HE TOLD ME ONE OF THE GIRLS GOT FIRED.
Farlon: OH, WHICH WORKER? NO, NOT BUYING IT. WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE? YOU HERE TO BAMBOOZLE ME?
Tiffani: THERE'S NO ANGLE. I JUST NEED TO EARN MONEY.
Farlon: SO NO ONE SENT YOU? YOU'RE NOT HERE TO STEAL MY SECRETS? OR YOU'RE NOT THE PRINCESS, ARE YOU?
Tiffani: THE PRINCESS?!
Farlon: SOMEONE YESTERDAY MENTIONED HER, BUT NO, EVEN HE'S NOT THAT DUMB.

Satchel: Hey, kid, what are you doing? What's your name?
Magerise: Sir satchel! I'm... simon? I was just...
Satchel: I know what you're trying and I can't blame you. She's cute. Still, I know i'm not your dad, but let me give you some advice: Magic, including a glamour, doesn't solve your problems.
Magerise: Yes sir.
Magerise: Hello, Princess Tiffani. My name is Magerise. Pleasure to meet you.
Shiara: BEFORE I TEACH YOU, LET ME MAKE CERTAIN YOU'RE INFUSED. I NEED TO FEEL YOUR CRYSTAL HEART. 
Simon: CRYSTAL HEART? 
Shiara: ALL INFUSED HAVE A SMALL, SMOOTH CRYSTAL GROWING NEAR THEIR HEART, WHICH ALLOWS THEM TO USE MAGIC. 
BUT YOURS... THERE'S DARKNESS, CORRUPTION.
OH, NO! SIMON, YOU'VE BEEN CURSED!

Shiara: BEFORE I TEACH YOU, LET ME MAKE CERTAIN YOU'RE INFUSED. I NEED TO FEEL YOUR CRYSTAL HEART.
Simon: CRYSTAL HEART?
Shiara: ALL INFUSED HAVE A SMALL, SMOOTH CRYSTAL GROWING NEAR THEIR HEART, WHICH ALLOWS THEM TO USE MAGIC.
BUT YOURS... THERE'S DARKNESS, CORRUPTION.
OH, NO! SIMON, YOU'VE BEEN CURSED!
Tiffani: SO SIMON, WHAT'S YOUR JOB, ANYWAY?
Simon: SECURITY.
Tiffani: YOU'VE BEEN PRODUCTIVE. ANY CHANCE YOU'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO PROVE MY INNOCENCE AS WELL?
RELAX, IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
Shiara: SO, SIMON, ARE YOU READY TO LEARN MAGIC NOW?
Mero: MAGIC?! YOU'RE A THIEF AND A HERETIC. WHAT A REBEL!
Simon: FINE. BACK AT THE HIDEOUT. WE'LL ALL BE STAYING THERE, RIGHT?

Tiffani: SO SIMON, WHAT'S YOUR JOB, ANYWAY?
Simon: SECURITY.
Tiffani: YOU'VE BEEN PRODUCTIVE. ANY CHANCE YOU'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO PROVE MY INNOCENCE AS WELL?
RELAX, IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
Shiara: SO, SIMON, ARE YOU READY TO LEARN MAGIC NOW?
Mero: MAGIC?! YOU'RE A THIEF AND A HERETIC. WHAT A REBEL!
Simon: FINE. BACK AT THE HIDEOUT. WE'LL ALL BE STAYING THERE, RIGHT?
Mero: I'M MERO, BY THE WAY. HER BODYGUARD. NICE TO MEET YOU.
Shiara: I'M SHIARA.
SO, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? WORK LIKE NORMAL FOLK?
Simon: WHEN I GET THE CHANCE, I'LL FREE THE THIEVES AND THINGS CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL.
Tiffani: I NEED TO PROVE MY INNOCENCE, BUT I DON'T HOW OR WHO TO TRUST.
MERO, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SPY IN THE CASTLE AND FIND ANY INFORMATION? BUT DON'T LET ANYONE SEE YOU.
Mero: WHY NOT?
TIffani: BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT KEEPING SECRETS.
Mero: YUP!

Mero: I'M MERO, BY THE WAY. HER BODYGUARD. NICE TO MEET YOU.
Shiara: I'M SHIARA.
SO, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS? WORK LIKE NORMAL FOLK?
Simon: WHEN I GET THE CHANCE, I'LL FREE THE THIEVES AND THINGS CAN GO BACK TO NORMAL.
Tiffani: I NEED TO PROVE MY INNOCENCE, BUT I DON'T HOW OR WHO TO TRUST.
MERO, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD SPY IN THE CASTLE AND FIND ANY INFORMATION? BUT DON'T LET ANYONE SEE YOU.
Mero: WHY NOT?
TIffani: BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT KEEPING SECRETS.
Mero: YUP!

Tiffani: THE RAIN IS GONE.
Shiara: IS THAT...?
Mero: IT'S HER!
Tiffani: MERO, PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME AWAY! THEY'LL—
Simon: RELAX, HE KNOWS THE SITUATION. YOU'RE SAFE.
Tiffani: SO, SIMON. DID YOU FIND A JOB?
Simon: OF COURSE. DID YOU?
TIffani: I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN ACCOUNTING JOB, BUT THE ACCOUNTANT WANTED SOMEONE HE DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY.
Simon: GOOD THING I FOUND A JOB FOR YOU AS WELL.
Tiffani: YOU... WHAT?
Simon: CAN YOU SEW?
Tiffani: YES.
Simon: GOOD.
Mero: FOUND YOU! WERE YOU PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK?
IT'S LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FOR A BIT.
Simon: OH, YEAH. STRANGE. LET'S GET BACK TO THE HIDEOUT.
Mero: YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE HIDEOUT? AND THE PRINCESS?
Simon: SURE.

Mero: FOUND YOU! WERE YOU PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK?
IT'S LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FOR A BIT.
Simon: OH, YEAH. STRANGE. LET'S GET BACK TO THE HIDEOUT.
Mero: YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE HIDEOUT? AND THE PRINCESS?
Simon: SURE.